space is too pretty we dont deserve her
(via lapislazzoli)
i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”
i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly
(via urbancatfitters)
how it feels to be the signs
Aries: it's your birthday, and the only thing you want is to go to that new amusement park that opened up a few days ago. only, no one wants to go with you. so you end up drinking a little too much but no one is there to hold your hair back when you throw up in the toilet.
Taurus: you love your brother, you really do. only for some reason he just doesn't seem to trust you and it leaves you heartbroken.
Gemini: your friends introduce you to others as the talkative, annoying one, even when you can be silent for days in a row. people say "stop interrupting me!" even when you just have a cough
Cancer: you just wish everyone you loved would get along, it hurts to see your best friend hate your boyfriend and vice versa. the two of them end up making you choose only one, but you can't.
Leo: wearing your favorite outfit, perfecting your makeup, and getting good grades on all your recent tests. only no one compliments you nor do they even care
Virgo: people like to test your boundaries and make fun of you just because you seem like you'll just roll your eyes and shrug it off
Libra: treating others the way you want to be treated doesn't work. your generosity and friendliness only leads you to be taken advantage of.
Scorpio: knowing everyone's deepest and darkest secrets, and when they finally toss you to the side, it's your time to shine. only you know you can't be a snitch
Sagittarius: Seeing through people and just how awful they really are, but no one else can. Failing a class that everyone can pass. Hating things that are trendy.
Capricorn: Being the only one that'll work in the group and at the last moment, someone else in your group takes credit and another group's stolen your idea.
Aquarius: people constantly question you, and you constantly have to justify yourself. all because you don't follow the crowd
Pisces: loving someone that will never love you back, obsessing over someone who doesn't even know you exist.
Taurus: you love your brother, you really do. only for some reason he just doesn't seem to trust you and it leaves you heartbroken.
Gemini: your friends introduce you to others as the talkative, annoying one, even when you can be silent for days in a row. people say "stop interrupting me!" even when you just have a cough
Cancer: you just wish everyone you loved would get along, it hurts to see your best friend hate your boyfriend and vice versa. the two of them end up making you choose only one, but you can't.
Leo: wearing your favorite outfit, perfecting your makeup, and getting good grades on all your recent tests. only no one compliments you nor do they even care
Virgo: people like to test your boundaries and make fun of you just because you seem like you'll just roll your eyes and shrug it off
Libra: treating others the way you want to be treated doesn't work. your generosity and friendliness only leads you to be taken advantage of.
Scorpio: knowing everyone's deepest and darkest secrets, and when they finally toss you to the side, it's your time to shine. only you know you can't be a snitch
Sagittarius: Seeing through people and just how awful they really are, but no one else can. Failing a class that everyone can pass. Hating things that are trendy.
Capricorn: Being the only one that'll work in the group and at the last moment, someone else in your group takes credit and another group's stolen your idea.
Aquarius: people constantly question you, and you constantly have to justify yourself. all because you don't follow the crowd
Pisces: loving someone that will never love you back, obsessing over someone who doesn't even know you exist.
