7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

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*sigh* why am i better than everyone

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People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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Anonymous said: How big ur dick


like a million billion!!!!!!


Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

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Okay, just cause I was okay with buying the CD used does not mean that this is acceptable to me *sigh* #amazon #usedCD


the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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